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What I Learned on My Summer Vacation
31 August 2006 | News | No Comments
1) Sitting around in broad daylight - no matter the location or occasion - is ridiculous and no one should do it.
2) People who own surfboards along the Atlantic coast exist have made kidding themselves a very wet hobby.
3) Plums are a very underrated fruit, for both eating and throwing.
4) Zoologically speaking, jellyfish are the laziest predators this side of a Venus Flytrap.
5) The South may be the most geograpically uninspiring region in America. I’m from Ohio, and I’m saying that.
6) Item #1 is especially true when there is a perfectly good ocean nearby, as ocean-going is one of the easiest ways to make broad daylighting reasonable and, in many cases, enjoyable.
7) Getting hit in the face with a fish is especially funny when your face isn’t the recipient.
8 ) I have also coined the term “Ocean Twosie”, referring to acts of submarine defecation. I will hereby be collecting mad royalty fees anytime someone says it, so get out your checkbooks and have fun.
Ocean Twosie is © 2006 Ty Pierce - The Thinking Man’s Chimp.
My New Career
7 August 2006 | Good Times | No Comments